Place: Iraq, Syria or any other oil bearing + machine gun
wielding country.
Time: Anytime.
Purpose: Bald Eagle troops running amok in pursuit of
bearded men and nuclear arms (read Oil)
If this to you seems like an RSVP invite then you are an
American trooper who has no natural enemies and thus sets base in Middle
Eastern states to conjure up a few. Who doesn’t get a kick out of war eh?!
Bho who officially is the leader of
Ira…afgha..pakis..sorry..America has always loved displaying his overt obsession
for peace in every other nation that it’s unclear as to which country he really
belongs to. Having taken up world peace as his primary objective, he wages war
against any country, state or gram panchayat that threatens to burst his bubble.
Honestly, taking over the mantle from GW Jr. was never going to be an easy
task. Spending billions on nonsense is a dying art and ‘O’ not only seems to
have seamlessly taken over but rather surpassed all his predecessors.
Conniving to burst into Middle Eastern nations with
alarming, repeated and barefaced regularity seems to be a forte of American
President. Not that one would expect them to be any less nosey (after all this
seems to be the prime criteria for the recipients of AF1). Speaking of which, Bama
off late has been completing his bucket list, which included a trip to
Stonehenge. No sir, no oil in these rocks. Wonder if this list also
includes shortening his nose (nope, I don’t expect him to do an MJ).
After raiding into my neighbor land to blow Sama to
smithereens, the Bald Eagles decided to spread their wings; or re-spread,
however you like to consider it. Sitting idle is just too mainstream (or Indian
politician like) you see! They’ve got so good at being nosey now, that just a
few years after getting their asses off Sad-dam territory they almost
anticipated the increasing turmoil there. Again the, ”Thy peace be my peace”, global brotherhood kicked in and they
touched down into a huge Cr-isis.
Who’re these Cr-isis mongers u ask? They were born to a
secret mating ritual between Martians and retarded executioners from the
1600’s. Well no. I have no clue and honestly I prefer irritating my peers for a
few more glorious years before I decide to hang up my he..err boots.
After Sad-dam, we now had angry-dam (excuse the bad joke)
and they began to gun down anything in their path. Why they would target
American journos is beyond the realms of my puny intelligence. I mean seriously
is Bama going to have chills down his spine every night after two innocent
citizens of his country are…well let’s cut out the gore (pun unintended).
Joke: What would Bama be called if he lied a lot (more than
he does now)?
Ans: Pinnochi-o-bama!
Other countries although, would be bloody miffed. Longer
nose? Not nosey enough eh?
Thus my friends, to be assured of world peace we must hope
and pray that Bho continues to launder the federal reserves on his nose(y)
jobs.
Cheerio!
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